I Think I’m Gonna Try and Work on the Blog At Work.

    Howdy Friends,

    I’m pretty good at tricking myself into liking things that I don’t like.  I do this by making hilarious (to me) associations to said non-liked things.

    For instance:

    I wasn’t a big fan of a lady I had to deal with at my last job UNTIL I realized that she was just the human version of my cat, Taylor.  Ever since that day she wasn’t so bad.

    I also don’t like hands-free-automatic-paper-towel-dispensers.  I always end up having to make them dispense paper towels two or three times (I know, I’m a bad person but I REALLY like my hands dry).  I didn’t like the dispensers UNTIL tonight.  I figured out that they sound like robots screaming whenever they are working.  Robots screaming are hilarious and I want to hear them, always.  This makes me feel a little less bad about the amount of paper towels I use.

    Love,
    Matt

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