I Think I’m in a Moon Phase. HAHAHAHAHAHAAH GET IT?!?!

Howdy Friends,

We went to see The Nutcracker tonight.  My interpretation of the storyline is as follows:

1) Christmas Party!
2) Creepy old wizard guy laces nuts with acid.
3) Little girl trips the f*ck out.
4) They sail away on a boat.

Also, ballet dancers’ toes must look like this:

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Love,
Matt